© Adam Granger
THIS PORTION OF THE NORTHWOODS OPRY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NERT GASES ADVISORY BOARD.
FRIENDS, WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE INERT GASES--YOU KNOW, NEON, ARGON, KRYPTON. FAR RARER THAN THESE GASES, THOUGH, ARE THE NERT GASES: CLIMBON, PILON, AND KLINGON. THESE GASSES ARE SO RARE, IN FACT, THAT THEY’RE PRODUCED ONLY IN MINNESOTA, AT THE BIG PINE GAS REFINERY IN THE HEART OF THE BOUNDARY WATERS CANOE AREA.
SO THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE LITTLE AIR BUBBLES IN YOUR BOLOGNA PACKAGE, OR HEAR THE HISS OF A CAN OF TUNA BEING OPENED, OR RECEIVE A PACKAGE WRAPPED IN BUBBLE WRAP, REMEMBER YOUR NEW FRIENDS, CLIMBON, PILON AND KLINGON, THE NERT GASES.
AND NOW, PLAYING FOR THE NERT GASES ADVISORY BOARD, PLEASE WELCOME. . .
FRIENDS, WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE INERT GASES--YOU KNOW, NEON, ARGON, KRYPTON. FAR RARER THAN THESE GASES, THOUGH, ARE THE NERT GASES: CLIMBON, PILON, AND KLINGON. THESE GASSES ARE SO RARE, IN FACT, THAT THEY’RE PRODUCED ONLY IN MINNESOTA, AT THE BIG PINE GAS REFINERY IN THE HEART OF THE BOUNDARY WATERS CANOE AREA.
SO THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE LITTLE AIR BUBBLES IN YOUR BOLOGNA PACKAGE, OR HEAR THE HISS OF A CAN OF TUNA BEING OPENED, OR RECEIVE A PACKAGE WRAPPED IN BUBBLE WRAP, REMEMBER YOUR NEW FRIENDS, CLIMBON, PILON AND KLINGON, THE NERT GASES.
AND NOW, PLAYING FOR THE NERT GASES ADVISORY BOARD, PLEASE WELCOME. . .
