© Adam Granger
KATE'N'KEV'S INTRAPERSONAL RELATIONSHIP DEVELOPMENT CENTER
1-24-93 running time: 1:45
Adam: Folks, we at the Cedar Social are proud to introduce a new sponsor of our show:
[CAMERA IN ON KATE AND KEVIN LOOKING AND SMILING AT EACH OTHER]
THIS DIALOG CAN BE PARAPHRASED:
Kevin: Kate, it sure has been nice knowing you and working with you all of these years.
Kate: It sure has, Kev. It's been nice.
Kevin: Really nice.
Kate: Yeah. . .really nice.
Kevin: How 'bout a hug?
Kate: Okay.
KATE AND KEVIN HUG THEMSELVES.
[CAMERA TO ADAM]
Adam: Warms your heart, doesn't it? Oh, I know, you expected them to hug each other, didn't you. But, you know what they say, "You can't love someone else unless you love yourself". But what's that? You don't know how to love yourself? Well, relax! Learn to love yourself through Kate and Kev's Intrapersonal Relationship Development Program, a three-week course that re-establishes intrapersonal intimacy.
Pop: Through the KKIRD, you'll live to love to learn
Adam: Learn to love to live
Pop: Love to learn to live
Adam: Live to learn to love
Pop: Learn to live to love
Adam: Love to live to learn
Pop: Learn how to give yourself the KKIRD "solo hug"
Adam: At Kate 'n' Kev's Intrapersonal Relationship Development Program, you'll learn how to say "Me too"
Pop: Me first
Adam: Me instead!
Pop: Me!
Adam: No, me!
Pop: Me Me Me!
Adam: Feels good, doesn't it, putting yourself in front of everyone else for a change. And you'll continue to feel so good that you'll be a nicer and better person for it.
Pop: Watch the higher channels on your TV late at night for dates and times this wonderful course is offered.
Adam: Kate 'n Kev's Intrapersonal Relationship Development Program. Remember, if you love your self, your self will love you.
1-24-93 running time: 1:45
Adam: Folks, we at the Cedar Social are proud to introduce a new sponsor of our show:
[CAMERA IN ON KATE AND KEVIN LOOKING AND SMILING AT EACH OTHER]
THIS DIALOG CAN BE PARAPHRASED:
Kevin: Kate, it sure has been nice knowing you and working with you all of these years.
Kate: It sure has, Kev. It's been nice.
Kevin: Really nice.
Kate: Yeah. . .really nice.
Kevin: How 'bout a hug?
Kate: Okay.
KATE AND KEVIN HUG THEMSELVES.
[CAMERA TO ADAM]
Adam: Warms your heart, doesn't it? Oh, I know, you expected them to hug each other, didn't you. But, you know what they say, "You can't love someone else unless you love yourself". But what's that? You don't know how to love yourself? Well, relax! Learn to love yourself through Kate and Kev's Intrapersonal Relationship Development Program, a three-week course that re-establishes intrapersonal intimacy.
Pop: Through the KKIRD, you'll live to love to learn
Adam: Learn to love to live
Pop: Love to learn to live
Adam: Live to learn to love
Pop: Learn to live to love
Adam: Love to live to learn
Pop: Learn how to give yourself the KKIRD "solo hug"
Adam: At Kate 'n' Kev's Intrapersonal Relationship Development Program, you'll learn how to say "Me too"
Pop: Me first
Adam: Me instead!
Pop: Me!
Adam: No, me!
Pop: Me Me Me!
Adam: Feels good, doesn't it, putting yourself in front of everyone else for a change. And you'll continue to feel so good that you'll be a nicer and better person for it.
Pop: Watch the higher channels on your TV late at night for dates and times this wonderful course is offered.
Adam: Kate 'n Kev's Intrapersonal Relationship Development Program. Remember, if you love your self, your self will love you.
