FLASHLIGHT ON THE ARTS 2-21-93
running time: 5:30
© Adam Granger
ADAM: And now, it's time for "Flashlight on the Arts", where we take a look at the seamy underbelly of the Arts World. "Flashlight on the Arts": If you don't hear about these events on our show, you certainly won't hear about them anywhere else. "Flashlight on the Arts" is brought to you by Arnie's Automobile Rubberizing. Folks, are you tired of fender benders? Tired of dented doors and scratched side panels? Tired of bothersome personal injury lawsuits? Stop in at any of Arnie's sixteen metro area locations and have your car rubberized. In just minutes, Arnie's will coat your entire car with four inches of low density latex rubber that will protect it from falling acorns, low-flying birds, oncoming cars or anything else your size or smaller that gets in your way. Why, even pedestrians will bounce off your vehicle like Superballs, and, thanks to Arnie's patented gentle Elasto-Flex surface, they probably won't even be hurt, or at least not badly. And now, "Flashlight on the Arts":
POP: This week in Music, accordionist Larry Hoyle will perform the national anthems of every country in the world in a marathon concert. This is the first time Mr. Hoyle has attempted this within earshot of other people. The event, entitled "The World Accordion to Hoyle" will start at noon Sunday at Hell's Bellows Accordion Bar in Ham Lake.
Also in Music, the popular Finnish group The Twelve Merry Bassoonists will present a concert of the hits of Tom Jones at Hannah's Hum-Along Hamburger Heaven in Afton.
And finally in the world of music, The Royal Canadian Mounted Police Women's Whistling Chorus will perform a selection of popular husky commands set to disco music. Special guest star will be Eunice MacKenzie, 1991 All-Canada Champion Horse Caller.
ADAM: Horse collar? Like a horse wears?
POP: No, no, no. She CALLS horses.
ADAM: Oh. Okay. I hear disco is real big in Canada right now. . .
We have a new category in "Flashlight On the Arts": Performing Animal Arts: And this week in the Performing Animal Arts, Charlie's Trained Scotty Dogs will take over the barking lot--excuse me, that should be parking lot--at Nora's House of Dog Boots--
"No Doggie Feet Too Large or Too Small
Nora's in Chaska can fit them all!"
Charlie's Trained Scotty Dogs will re-enact the major battles of the War of 1812.
Also in the Performing Animal Arts, the Fab Ferret Four, a touring group of trained Belgian swamp ferrets currently working out of Ohio, will attempt to play an entire game of croquet, using the British rules. Now, word is that the Fab Ferret Four virtually never succeed at this, so you may want to plan to be there just in case they do. That's Sunday, at That's Croquet with Me, the legendary croquet emporium in Lake Elmo, which is run by Mabel Johnson, also known as the Wicket Witch.
POP: In the Culinary Arts, the Minnesota Eating Barn in Mendota will host the third annual "Taste Takes a Holiday" food pageant all day Saturday. Come and fool your taste buds into thinking you haven't eaten a thing. Featured will be regional favorites, including baking powder hot-dish, lard fingers, lefsa puffs (they add yeast) and flour squares in white gravy.
ADAM: And finally, in the world of dance, the Jingle-Jangle Happy-Tap Cloggers, from Nashville--that's Nashville, New Hampshire--will dance to the songs of Boxcar Willie at the Long Branch Line Dance Saloon in Shakopee. There will be free line dance instruction by members of the Jingle-Jangle Happy-Tap Cloggers, so come early and learn how to dance the Achy Breaky, the Tush Push, the Butt Bounce, the Hammer Hip and the Broken Ankle. That's Friday night.
POP: And that's "Flashlight on the Arts", brought to you by Arnie's Automobile Rubberizing:
"Go to Arnie's; be a big spender, then
Bounce jaywalkers right off your fenders"
ADAM:
"Goodness gracious! Oh my stars!
You'll think you're driving bumper cars"
FLASHLIGHT--ADAM
And now, it's time for "Flashlight on the Arts", where we take a look at the seamy underbelly of the Arts World. "Flashlight on the Arts": If you don't hear about these events on our show, you certainly won't hear about them anywhere else. "Flashlight on the Arts" is brought to you by Arnie's Automobile Rubberizing. Folks, are you tired of fender benders? Tired of dented doors and scratched side panels? Tired of bothersome personal injury lawsuits? Stop in at any of Arnie's sixteen metro area locations and have your car rubberized. In just minutes, Arnie's will coat your entire car with four inches of low density latex rubber that will protect it from falling acorns, low-flying birds, oncoming cars or anything else your size or smaller that gets in your way. Why, even pedestrians will bounce off your vehicle like Superballs, and, thanks to Arnie's patented gentle Elasto-Flex surface, they probably won't even be hurt! And now, "Flashlight on the Arts":
I hear disco is real big in Canada right now. . .
We have a new category in "Flashlight On the Arts": Performing Animal Arts: And this week in the Performing Animal Arts, Charlie's Trained Scotty Dogs will take over the barking lot--excuse me, that should be parking lot--at Nora's House of Dog Boots--"No Doggie Feet Too Large or Too Small; Nora's in Chaska can fit them all!" Charlie's Trained Scotty Dogs will re-enact the major battles of the War of 1812.
Also in the Performing Animal Arts, the Fab Ferret Four, a touring group of trained Belgian swamp ferrets currently working out of Ohio, will attempt to play an entire game of croquet, using the British rules. Now, word is that the Fab Ferret Four virtually never succeed at this, so you may want to plan to be there just in case they do. That's Sunday, at That's Croquet with Me, the legendary croquet emporium in Lake Elmo, which is run by Mabel Johnson, also known as the Wicket Witch.
And finally, in the world of dance, the Jingle-Jangle Happy-Tap Cloggers, from Nashville--that's Nashville, New Hampshire--will dance to the songs of Boxcar Willie at the Long Branch Line Dance Saloon in Shakopee. There will be free line dance instruction by members of the Jingle-Jangle Happy-Tap Cloggers, so come early and learn how to dance the Achy Breaky, the Tush Push, the Butt Bounce, the Hammer Hip and the Broken Ankle. That's Friday night.
"Goodness gracious! Oh my stars!
You'll think you're driving bumper cars"
FLASHLIGHT--POP
This week in Music, accordionist Larry Hoyle will perform the national anthems of every country in the world in a marathon concert. This is the first time Mr. Hoyle has attempted this within earshot of other people. The event, entitled "The World Accordion to Hoyle" will start at noon Sunday at Hell's Bellows Accordion Bar in Ham Lake.
Also in Music, the popular Finnish group The Twelve Merry Bassoonists will present a concert of the hits of Tom Jones at Hannah's Hum-Along Hamburger Heaven in Afton.
And finally in the world of music, The Royal Canadian Mounted Police Women's Whistling Chorus will perform a selection of popular husky commands set to disco music. Special guest star will be Eunice MacKenzie, 1991 All-Canada Champion Horse Caller.
In the Culinary Arts, the Minnesota Eating Barn in Mendota will host the third annual "Taste Takes a Holiday" food pageant all day Saturday. Come and fool your taste buds into thinking you haven't eaten a thing. Featured will be regional favorites, including baking powder hot-dish, lard fingers, lefsa puffs (they add yeast) and flour squares in white gravy.
And that's "Flashlight on the Arts", brought to you by Arnie's Automobile Rubberizing:
"Go to Arnie's; be a big spender, then
Bounce jaywalkers right off your fenders"
running time: 5:30
© Adam Granger
ADAM: And now, it's time for "Flashlight on the Arts", where we take a look at the seamy underbelly of the Arts World. "Flashlight on the Arts": If you don't hear about these events on our show, you certainly won't hear about them anywhere else. "Flashlight on the Arts" is brought to you by Arnie's Automobile Rubberizing. Folks, are you tired of fender benders? Tired of dented doors and scratched side panels? Tired of bothersome personal injury lawsuits? Stop in at any of Arnie's sixteen metro area locations and have your car rubberized. In just minutes, Arnie's will coat your entire car with four inches of low density latex rubber that will protect it from falling acorns, low-flying birds, oncoming cars or anything else your size or smaller that gets in your way. Why, even pedestrians will bounce off your vehicle like Superballs, and, thanks to Arnie's patented gentle Elasto-Flex surface, they probably won't even be hurt, or at least not badly. And now, "Flashlight on the Arts":
POP: This week in Music, accordionist Larry Hoyle will perform the national anthems of every country in the world in a marathon concert. This is the first time Mr. Hoyle has attempted this within earshot of other people. The event, entitled "The World Accordion to Hoyle" will start at noon Sunday at Hell's Bellows Accordion Bar in Ham Lake.
Also in Music, the popular Finnish group The Twelve Merry Bassoonists will present a concert of the hits of Tom Jones at Hannah's Hum-Along Hamburger Heaven in Afton.
And finally in the world of music, The Royal Canadian Mounted Police Women's Whistling Chorus will perform a selection of popular husky commands set to disco music. Special guest star will be Eunice MacKenzie, 1991 All-Canada Champion Horse Caller.
ADAM: Horse collar? Like a horse wears?
POP: No, no, no. She CALLS horses.
ADAM: Oh. Okay. I hear disco is real big in Canada right now. . .
We have a new category in "Flashlight On the Arts": Performing Animal Arts: And this week in the Performing Animal Arts, Charlie's Trained Scotty Dogs will take over the barking lot--excuse me, that should be parking lot--at Nora's House of Dog Boots--
"No Doggie Feet Too Large or Too Small
Nora's in Chaska can fit them all!"
Charlie's Trained Scotty Dogs will re-enact the major battles of the War of 1812.
Also in the Performing Animal Arts, the Fab Ferret Four, a touring group of trained Belgian swamp ferrets currently working out of Ohio, will attempt to play an entire game of croquet, using the British rules. Now, word is that the Fab Ferret Four virtually never succeed at this, so you may want to plan to be there just in case they do. That's Sunday, at That's Croquet with Me, the legendary croquet emporium in Lake Elmo, which is run by Mabel Johnson, also known as the Wicket Witch.
POP: In the Culinary Arts, the Minnesota Eating Barn in Mendota will host the third annual "Taste Takes a Holiday" food pageant all day Saturday. Come and fool your taste buds into thinking you haven't eaten a thing. Featured will be regional favorites, including baking powder hot-dish, lard fingers, lefsa puffs (they add yeast) and flour squares in white gravy.
ADAM: And finally, in the world of dance, the Jingle-Jangle Happy-Tap Cloggers, from Nashville--that's Nashville, New Hampshire--will dance to the songs of Boxcar Willie at the Long Branch Line Dance Saloon in Shakopee. There will be free line dance instruction by members of the Jingle-Jangle Happy-Tap Cloggers, so come early and learn how to dance the Achy Breaky, the Tush Push, the Butt Bounce, the Hammer Hip and the Broken Ankle. That's Friday night.
POP: And that's "Flashlight on the Arts", brought to you by Arnie's Automobile Rubberizing:
"Go to Arnie's; be a big spender, then
Bounce jaywalkers right off your fenders"
ADAM:
"Goodness gracious! Oh my stars!
You'll think you're driving bumper cars"
FLASHLIGHT--ADAM
And now, it's time for "Flashlight on the Arts", where we take a look at the seamy underbelly of the Arts World. "Flashlight on the Arts": If you don't hear about these events on our show, you certainly won't hear about them anywhere else. "Flashlight on the Arts" is brought to you by Arnie's Automobile Rubberizing. Folks, are you tired of fender benders? Tired of dented doors and scratched side panels? Tired of bothersome personal injury lawsuits? Stop in at any of Arnie's sixteen metro area locations and have your car rubberized. In just minutes, Arnie's will coat your entire car with four inches of low density latex rubber that will protect it from falling acorns, low-flying birds, oncoming cars or anything else your size or smaller that gets in your way. Why, even pedestrians will bounce off your vehicle like Superballs, and, thanks to Arnie's patented gentle Elasto-Flex surface, they probably won't even be hurt! And now, "Flashlight on the Arts":
I hear disco is real big in Canada right now. . .
We have a new category in "Flashlight On the Arts": Performing Animal Arts: And this week in the Performing Animal Arts, Charlie's Trained Scotty Dogs will take over the barking lot--excuse me, that should be parking lot--at Nora's House of Dog Boots--"No Doggie Feet Too Large or Too Small; Nora's in Chaska can fit them all!" Charlie's Trained Scotty Dogs will re-enact the major battles of the War of 1812.
Also in the Performing Animal Arts, the Fab Ferret Four, a touring group of trained Belgian swamp ferrets currently working out of Ohio, will attempt to play an entire game of croquet, using the British rules. Now, word is that the Fab Ferret Four virtually never succeed at this, so you may want to plan to be there just in case they do. That's Sunday, at That's Croquet with Me, the legendary croquet emporium in Lake Elmo, which is run by Mabel Johnson, also known as the Wicket Witch.
And finally, in the world of dance, the Jingle-Jangle Happy-Tap Cloggers, from Nashville--that's Nashville, New Hampshire--will dance to the songs of Boxcar Willie at the Long Branch Line Dance Saloon in Shakopee. There will be free line dance instruction by members of the Jingle-Jangle Happy-Tap Cloggers, so come early and learn how to dance the Achy Breaky, the Tush Push, the Butt Bounce, the Hammer Hip and the Broken Ankle. That's Friday night.
"Goodness gracious! Oh my stars!
You'll think you're driving bumper cars"
FLASHLIGHT--POP
This week in Music, accordionist Larry Hoyle will perform the national anthems of every country in the world in a marathon concert. This is the first time Mr. Hoyle has attempted this within earshot of other people. The event, entitled "The World Accordion to Hoyle" will start at noon Sunday at Hell's Bellows Accordion Bar in Ham Lake.
Also in Music, the popular Finnish group The Twelve Merry Bassoonists will present a concert of the hits of Tom Jones at Hannah's Hum-Along Hamburger Heaven in Afton.
And finally in the world of music, The Royal Canadian Mounted Police Women's Whistling Chorus will perform a selection of popular husky commands set to disco music. Special guest star will be Eunice MacKenzie, 1991 All-Canada Champion Horse Caller.
In the Culinary Arts, the Minnesota Eating Barn in Mendota will host the third annual "Taste Takes a Holiday" food pageant all day Saturday. Come and fool your taste buds into thinking you haven't eaten a thing. Featured will be regional favorites, including baking powder hot-dish, lard fingers, lefsa puffs (they add yeast) and flour squares in white gravy.
And that's "Flashlight on the Arts", brought to you by Arnie's Automobile Rubberizing:
"Go to Arnie's; be a big spender, then
Bounce jaywalkers right off your fenders"