EQUITY RECEIVERSHIP REFINANCING CONSULTANTS #2--2-20-94
running time: 2:30
© Adam Granger
ADAM: Folks, this next portion of the Cedar Social is brought to you by Equity Receivership Refinancing Consultants.
POP: Oh no, not them again. Hold onto your wallets, folks!
ADAM: Pop, I realize you have had some bad experiences with Equity Receivership Refinancing Consultants, but I must say that not only are you being very unfair about this, but it's also not very diplomatic to criticize one of our most loyal sponsors on the air like this.
POP: Quite right, Adam. After all, they have been so very punctual in ignoring the invoices we've sent them.
ADAM: There's just been a bit of a cash flow problem over at ERRC, Pop. But this new advertising blitz will get them back in the black.
POP: With all due respects to our show, I don't think that a one-minute ad on the Cedar Social could fairly be called an advertising blitz. And besides, I never have any idea what they're talking about, with all of their financial mumbo-jumbo.
ADAM: Well, just listen carefully and concentrate. Attention business people: Are your leveraged debentures tumbling to all-time lows? Are your incentive-crunching budgeting rollbacks accelerating out of control? Do your high-end high-yield no-fee low-load inventory commodities look more like junk bond threshold deposit loss-leaders than the bearish venture-capital trickle-down windfall accounts they're supposed to be.
If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, let one of Equity Receivership Refinancing Consultants Market Management Specialists give your aggregate deposit balance subsidiary portfolio a thorough going-over. Whether it's a second-tier shortfall buyout jump-start forfeiture consolidation you need, or a supply-side Chapter 11 tax-incremented balloon-driven capital-spending upswing, Equity Receivership Refinancing Consultants has the revolving executive crunch program for you!
POP: See, that's what I'm talking about. This is all gibberish!
ADAM: --AND IF YOU'RE saying to yourself, "This is all gibberish", maybe you need the services of Equity Lite. If your brain is a little understaffed in the finance department, the Equity Lite Budget Buddies will tell you everything you need to know--and in terms you can understand.
POP: Yeah, terms like "Give us all your money".
ADAM: That's Equity Receivership Refinancing Consultants and Equity Lite's Budget Buddies: Venture-capital blow-back incentive-deposit aggregate-increment commodoties consolidation since 1991.
running time: 2:30
© Adam Granger
ADAM: Folks, this next portion of the Cedar Social is brought to you by Equity Receivership Refinancing Consultants.
POP: Oh no, not them again. Hold onto your wallets, folks!
ADAM: Pop, I realize you have had some bad experiences with Equity Receivership Refinancing Consultants, but I must say that not only are you being very unfair about this, but it's also not very diplomatic to criticize one of our most loyal sponsors on the air like this.
POP: Quite right, Adam. After all, they have been so very punctual in ignoring the invoices we've sent them.
ADAM: There's just been a bit of a cash flow problem over at ERRC, Pop. But this new advertising blitz will get them back in the black.
POP: With all due respects to our show, I don't think that a one-minute ad on the Cedar Social could fairly be called an advertising blitz. And besides, I never have any idea what they're talking about, with all of their financial mumbo-jumbo.
ADAM: Well, just listen carefully and concentrate. Attention business people: Are your leveraged debentures tumbling to all-time lows? Are your incentive-crunching budgeting rollbacks accelerating out of control? Do your high-end high-yield no-fee low-load inventory commodities look more like junk bond threshold deposit loss-leaders than the bearish venture-capital trickle-down windfall accounts they're supposed to be.
If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, let one of Equity Receivership Refinancing Consultants Market Management Specialists give your aggregate deposit balance subsidiary portfolio a thorough going-over. Whether it's a second-tier shortfall buyout jump-start forfeiture consolidation you need, or a supply-side Chapter 11 tax-incremented balloon-driven capital-spending upswing, Equity Receivership Refinancing Consultants has the revolving executive crunch program for you!
POP: See, that's what I'm talking about. This is all gibberish!
ADAM: --AND IF YOU'RE saying to yourself, "This is all gibberish", maybe you need the services of Equity Lite. If your brain is a little understaffed in the finance department, the Equity Lite Budget Buddies will tell you everything you need to know--and in terms you can understand.
POP: Yeah, terms like "Give us all your money".
ADAM: That's Equity Receivership Refinancing Consultants and Equity Lite's Budget Buddies: Venture-capital blow-back incentive-deposit aggregate-increment commodoties consolidation since 1991.