EQUITY #1
SECOND SHOW
© Adam Granger
THE NEXT PORTION OF OUR SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY "EQUITY REFINANCING INVESTMENT RECEIVERSHIP CONSULTANTS. ATTENTION MR., MISS, MRS. OR MS. BUSINESSMAN: ARE YOUR LEVERAGED DEBENTURES TUMBLING TO ALL-TIME LOWS? ARE YOUR INCENTIVE-CRUNCHING BUDGETING ROLLBACKS ACCELERATING OUT OF CONTROL? DO YOUR HIGH-END HIGH-YIELD NO-FEE LOW-LOAD INVENTORY COMMODITIES LOOK MORE LIKE JUNK BOND THRESHOLD DEPOSIT LOSS-LEADERS THAN THE BEARISH VENTURE-CAPITAL TRICKLE-DOWN WINDFALL ACCOUNTS THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE?
IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS, LET ONE OF EQUITY REFINANCING INVESTMENT RECEIVERSHIP CONSULTANTS' MARKET MANAGEMENT SPECIALISTS GIVE YOUR AGGREGATE DEPOSIT BALANCE SUBSIDIARY PORTFOLIO A THOROUGH GOING-OVER. WHETHER IT'S A SECOND-TIER SHORTFALL BUYOUT JUMP-START FORFEITURE CONSOLIDATION YOU NEED, OR A SUPPLY-SIDE CHAPTER 11 TAX INCREMENTAL BALLOON-DRIVEN CAPITAL-SPENDING UPSWING, EQUITY REFINANCING INVESTMENT RECEIVERSHIP CONSULTANTS HAS THE REVOLVING EXECUTIVE CRUNCH PROGRAM FOR YOU!
FORGET IVY-LEAGUE-EDUCATED SUSPENDER-WEARING NUMBER-CRUNCHERS! OUR MARKET MANAGEMENT SPECIALISTS CLAWED THEIR WAY UP THROUGH THE TRENCHES. FORGET EFFETE CLOCK-WATCHING COMPUTER ADDICTS WHO DON'T EAT ANYTHING THAT ISN'T GREEN. OUR MARKET MANAGEMENT SPECIALISTS EAT CEO BEAR STEW FOR LUNCH.
AND TO THOSE WHO SAY THAT PROJECTED PROFITABILITY ON DEBENTURE REFINANCING ROLLBACK TRICKLE-DOWN EQUITY LOOKS GRIM, WE SAY "POPPYCOCK"! WE KNOW MORE THAN YOU DO! WE'VE BEEN IN THE EQUITY REFINANCING INVESTMENT RECEIVERSHIP CONSULTING BUSINESS SINCE MICHAEL MILLIKAN WAS LEARNING HIS MULTIPLICATION TABLES!
AND IF YOU NEED PROOF THAT QUARTERLY-COMPOUNDED VENTURE-CAPITAL BLOWBACK TAX-INCREMENT INCENTIVE-DEPOSIT AGGREGATE THRESHOLD COMMODITIES-CONSOLIDATION IS THE ROUTE FOR YOU TO TAKE, JUST LOOK AT THE FIGURES. YOU'LL SEE WHY EQUITY REFINANCING INVESTMENT RECEIVERSHIP CONSULTANTS IS THE HOTTEST THING SINCE CELLULAR PHONES.
THAT'S EQUITY REFINANCING INVESTMENT RECEIVERSHIP CONSULTANTS, WHERE IN-THE-KNOW CEOS MEET TO MERGE.
SECOND SHOW
© Adam Granger
THE NEXT PORTION OF OUR SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY "EQUITY REFINANCING INVESTMENT RECEIVERSHIP CONSULTANTS. ATTENTION MR., MISS, MRS. OR MS. BUSINESSMAN: ARE YOUR LEVERAGED DEBENTURES TUMBLING TO ALL-TIME LOWS? ARE YOUR INCENTIVE-CRUNCHING BUDGETING ROLLBACKS ACCELERATING OUT OF CONTROL? DO YOUR HIGH-END HIGH-YIELD NO-FEE LOW-LOAD INVENTORY COMMODITIES LOOK MORE LIKE JUNK BOND THRESHOLD DEPOSIT LOSS-LEADERS THAN THE BEARISH VENTURE-CAPITAL TRICKLE-DOWN WINDFALL ACCOUNTS THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE?
IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS, LET ONE OF EQUITY REFINANCING INVESTMENT RECEIVERSHIP CONSULTANTS' MARKET MANAGEMENT SPECIALISTS GIVE YOUR AGGREGATE DEPOSIT BALANCE SUBSIDIARY PORTFOLIO A THOROUGH GOING-OVER. WHETHER IT'S A SECOND-TIER SHORTFALL BUYOUT JUMP-START FORFEITURE CONSOLIDATION YOU NEED, OR A SUPPLY-SIDE CHAPTER 11 TAX INCREMENTAL BALLOON-DRIVEN CAPITAL-SPENDING UPSWING, EQUITY REFINANCING INVESTMENT RECEIVERSHIP CONSULTANTS HAS THE REVOLVING EXECUTIVE CRUNCH PROGRAM FOR YOU!
FORGET IVY-LEAGUE-EDUCATED SUSPENDER-WEARING NUMBER-CRUNCHERS! OUR MARKET MANAGEMENT SPECIALISTS CLAWED THEIR WAY UP THROUGH THE TRENCHES. FORGET EFFETE CLOCK-WATCHING COMPUTER ADDICTS WHO DON'T EAT ANYTHING THAT ISN'T GREEN. OUR MARKET MANAGEMENT SPECIALISTS EAT CEO BEAR STEW FOR LUNCH.
AND TO THOSE WHO SAY THAT PROJECTED PROFITABILITY ON DEBENTURE REFINANCING ROLLBACK TRICKLE-DOWN EQUITY LOOKS GRIM, WE SAY "POPPYCOCK"! WE KNOW MORE THAN YOU DO! WE'VE BEEN IN THE EQUITY REFINANCING INVESTMENT RECEIVERSHIP CONSULTING BUSINESS SINCE MICHAEL MILLIKAN WAS LEARNING HIS MULTIPLICATION TABLES!
AND IF YOU NEED PROOF THAT QUARTERLY-COMPOUNDED VENTURE-CAPITAL BLOWBACK TAX-INCREMENT INCENTIVE-DEPOSIT AGGREGATE THRESHOLD COMMODITIES-CONSOLIDATION IS THE ROUTE FOR YOU TO TAKE, JUST LOOK AT THE FIGURES. YOU'LL SEE WHY EQUITY REFINANCING INVESTMENT RECEIVERSHIP CONSULTANTS IS THE HOTTEST THING SINCE CELLULAR PHONES.
THAT'S EQUITY REFINANCING INVESTMENT RECEIVERSHIP CONSULTANTS, WHERE IN-THE-KNOW CEOS MEET TO MERGE.