© Adam Granger
Folks, for months now, Bone Tones management has been meeting with a major West Coast animation studio (you'd recognize their name in a second. . .) and, well, the meetings are over, and, as their good friend, I'm happy to announce that the new Saturday morning television line-up will include "Cajun Critters", a half-hour cartoon show based on actual members of the Bone Tones. In conjunction with that, Kernel Mills announces its new breakfast cereal, "Crunchy Cajun Critters Cereal"!
The "Cajun Critters" show will take you to the sleepy little bayou town of AAAIYOOO, Louisiana, where you'll get to know and love such colorful characters as Eric, the Muskrat Mayor; Gary, the Gaptooth Gator Garbageman; Doug, the Lanky Possum Preacher; and, of course, Matt, Maureen and Millie, the loveable and delightful Baby Crawdad Triplets! Live, love, and loll along with the Cajun Critters as they pass the time away in Aaaiyoo.
Laugh out loud as Gary the Gaptooth Gator plays a trick on Eric the Muskrat Mayor by filing his muskrat hole with non-reuseable plastic containers! Shiver along with Matt, Maureen and \Millie, the loveable and delightful Baby Crawdad Triplets when they accidentally get trapped underneath a hubcap and have to spend the night there! And bow your head solemnly as Doug, the Lanky Possum Preacher, delivers each show's opening prayer:
Now I sit me down to see
The show that means so much to me
And please, lord, may I not be bitter
If mom forgot my Cajun Critters
And moms and dads, you won't want to forget to get more delicious Crunchy Cajun Critters Cereal! Tiny bits of highly sweetened cereal-like matter shaped like your kids' favorite Cajun Critters T.V. Characters! There's Mint Millie, Mocha Matt, Mandarin Maureen, Grape Gary, Donut Doug, and, so this cereal can at least put in an appearance on the Daily Nutritional Requirements Chart, there's Eggplant Eric. Moms and dads will love them because nobody knows exactly what's in them, and we all know that ignorance is bliss. Kids will love them because they're really really really sweet.
So be watching next season for the Cajun Critters on Saturday morning, and watch for Crunchy Cajun Critters Cereal on your grocers shelf! And now playing for Cajun Critters Cereal, the Bone Tones!
The "Cajun Critters" show will take you to the sleepy little bayou town of AAAIYOOO, Louisiana, where you'll get to know and love such colorful characters as Eric, the Muskrat Mayor; Gary, the Gaptooth Gator Garbageman; Doug, the Lanky Possum Preacher; and, of course, Matt, Maureen and Millie, the loveable and delightful Baby Crawdad Triplets! Live, love, and loll along with the Cajun Critters as they pass the time away in Aaaiyoo.
Laugh out loud as Gary the Gaptooth Gator plays a trick on Eric the Muskrat Mayor by filing his muskrat hole with non-reuseable plastic containers! Shiver along with Matt, Maureen and \Millie, the loveable and delightful Baby Crawdad Triplets when they accidentally get trapped underneath a hubcap and have to spend the night there! And bow your head solemnly as Doug, the Lanky Possum Preacher, delivers each show's opening prayer:
Now I sit me down to see
The show that means so much to me
And please, lord, may I not be bitter
If mom forgot my Cajun Critters
And moms and dads, you won't want to forget to get more delicious Crunchy Cajun Critters Cereal! Tiny bits of highly sweetened cereal-like matter shaped like your kids' favorite Cajun Critters T.V. Characters! There's Mint Millie, Mocha Matt, Mandarin Maureen, Grape Gary, Donut Doug, and, so this cereal can at least put in an appearance on the Daily Nutritional Requirements Chart, there's Eggplant Eric. Moms and dads will love them because nobody knows exactly what's in them, and we all know that ignorance is bliss. Kids will love them because they're really really really sweet.
So be watching next season for the Cajun Critters on Saturday morning, and watch for Crunchy Cajun Critters Cereal on your grocers shelf! And now playing for Cajun Critters Cereal, the Bone Tones!