EQUITY RECEIVERSHIP REFINANCING CONSULTANTS--12-19-93
running time: 2:20
© Adam Granger
ADAM: Pop, do you remember that spot we used to do where we read the mail we'd get on the air?
POP: The Cedar Social Mail Call. Yes, I do.
ADAM: I miss that.
POP: Me too. In fact, I haven't even checked the old Cedar Social mailbox lately.
ADAM: Me neither. I think I'll take a look. Hey, there's a letter in here. It's addressed to you. It's from our friends at Equity Receivership Refinancing Consultants, specializing in multi-tier leveraged blowback consolidation since 1991.
POP: Multi-tier what?
ADAM: Multi-tier leveraged blowback consolidation. Do you know what that is?
POP: Well, I know what the multi-tear part is; I cry multi-tears every time I think of the nest egg I invested with them.You know, I haven't gotten anything back. In fact, they're making me pay rent for the space in their safe that my money takes up!
ADAM: Well, maybe this is good news!
POP: Probably not. They probably want more money.
ADAM: Open it up!
POP: Let's see. . .[reads]
Dear Mr. Wagner. This is to inform you that you that Equity Receivership Refinancing Consultants had a very good year last year, thanks to people like you. [Adam interrupts] As a result of your extreme generosity, we are able to offer you a bonus this year. Please accept the enclosed gift certificate for dinner for two at Wally's Hot Tub o' Soup Restaurant, the only restaurant where you can lie in your meal and eat it at the same time! Thanks again, and keep those payments coming!
ADAM: Now I'm remembering why we abandoned this spot, but that's the Cedar Social Mail Call, folks. . .
running time: 2:20
© Adam Granger
ADAM: Pop, do you remember that spot we used to do where we read the mail we'd get on the air?
POP: The Cedar Social Mail Call. Yes, I do.
ADAM: I miss that.
POP: Me too. In fact, I haven't even checked the old Cedar Social mailbox lately.
ADAM: Me neither. I think I'll take a look. Hey, there's a letter in here. It's addressed to you. It's from our friends at Equity Receivership Refinancing Consultants, specializing in multi-tier leveraged blowback consolidation since 1991.
POP: Multi-tier what?
ADAM: Multi-tier leveraged blowback consolidation. Do you know what that is?
POP: Well, I know what the multi-tear part is; I cry multi-tears every time I think of the nest egg I invested with them.You know, I haven't gotten anything back. In fact, they're making me pay rent for the space in their safe that my money takes up!
ADAM: Well, maybe this is good news!
POP: Probably not. They probably want more money.
ADAM: Open it up!
POP: Let's see. . .[reads]
Dear Mr. Wagner. This is to inform you that you that Equity Receivership Refinancing Consultants had a very good year last year, thanks to people like you. [Adam interrupts] As a result of your extreme generosity, we are able to offer you a bonus this year. Please accept the enclosed gift certificate for dinner for two at Wally's Hot Tub o' Soup Restaurant, the only restaurant where you can lie in your meal and eat it at the same time! Thanks again, and keep those payments coming!
ADAM: Now I'm remembering why we abandoned this spot, but that's the Cedar Social Mail Call, folks. . .