© Adam Granger
THE EGOMOBILE--4-17-94
running time: 2:00
This portion of the Cedar Social is brought to you by the Egomobile Car Company, the car for the nineties, the car for winners, the car for you. Egomobile, makers of the Over-Achieva, the Self-Assura, the all-new luxury Smugmobile and the snootiest four-wheel-drive vehicle in the business, the Green Envy. Also, coming next year, the Super-Ego high-performance family van, which will come with a permanent bumper sticker that says "My child was Student of the Month at (school of your choice)".
And while you're at your local Egomobile dealership, check out the Id, the cute, precocious little three-foot-long vehicle designed to be driven right through the skyway system! Just point 'er toward the Crystal Court, toot its little horn and say, "Out of the way, Me and my Id are late for lunch!"
You get a car phone as standard equipment in an Egomobile but don't look for turn signals, because Egomobile drivers don't use 'em! You won't find brakes either: just a sticker on the bumper that says "I brake for nothing!"
Get behind the wheel of an Egomobile and tell the world,
"Out of the way, I'm coming through
Me first; I'm better than better than you!"
The Egomobile!
running time: 2:00
This portion of the Cedar Social is brought to you by the Egomobile Car Company, the car for the nineties, the car for winners, the car for you. Egomobile, makers of the Over-Achieva, the Self-Assura, the all-new luxury Smugmobile and the snootiest four-wheel-drive vehicle in the business, the Green Envy. Also, coming next year, the Super-Ego high-performance family van, which will come with a permanent bumper sticker that says "My child was Student of the Month at (school of your choice)".
And while you're at your local Egomobile dealership, check out the Id, the cute, precocious little three-foot-long vehicle designed to be driven right through the skyway system! Just point 'er toward the Crystal Court, toot its little horn and say, "Out of the way, Me and my Id are late for lunch!"
You get a car phone as standard equipment in an Egomobile but don't look for turn signals, because Egomobile drivers don't use 'em! You won't find brakes either: just a sticker on the bumper that says "I brake for nothing!"
Get behind the wheel of an Egomobile and tell the world,
"Out of the way, I'm coming through
Me first; I'm better than better than you!"
The Egomobile!