© Adam Granger
BURN-OUT BILLY'S MIRACLE MILE JUNK SHOPPE
11-20-94
POP: The next portion of the Cedar Social is brought to you by Burn-Out Billy's Miracle Mile Junk Shoppe: "5000 linear feet of flea market merchandise at antique store prices".
ADAM: This week only, get a ten pound canister of World War Two surplus vaseline for two dollars. Also, Burn-Out Billy just got back from Cairo, Egypt with a limited supply of camel hoof files, three dollars each, while they last. And remember, while you're there, you can dump your used motor oil on Billy's back lot absolutely free, because at Burn-Out Billy's we don't happen to believe that "hazardous waste" is a dirty phrase.
POP: That's right. Burn-Out Billy's may be the last place in Minnesota where you can empty the freon from your car's air conditioner right into the atmosphere.
ADAM: Because Burn-Out Billy says, "If we enlarge the hole in the ozone layer, we'll tan faster and we'll be able to see the stars at night better".
POP: And at Burn-Out Billy's, there's always a great selection of old refrigerators with the doors still attached.
ADAM: And Burn-Out Billy's got a pile of tires that's been burning continuously for twenty-seven years. That's a state record! So friends, shop at Burn-Out Billy's Miracle Mile Junk Shop.
POP: Flea market quality at antique store prices.
ADAM: Burn-Out Billy's: We're right down your alley.
11-20-94
POP: The next portion of the Cedar Social is brought to you by Burn-Out Billy's Miracle Mile Junk Shoppe: "5000 linear feet of flea market merchandise at antique store prices".
ADAM: This week only, get a ten pound canister of World War Two surplus vaseline for two dollars. Also, Burn-Out Billy just got back from Cairo, Egypt with a limited supply of camel hoof files, three dollars each, while they last. And remember, while you're there, you can dump your used motor oil on Billy's back lot absolutely free, because at Burn-Out Billy's we don't happen to believe that "hazardous waste" is a dirty phrase.
POP: That's right. Burn-Out Billy's may be the last place in Minnesota where you can empty the freon from your car's air conditioner right into the atmosphere.
ADAM: Because Burn-Out Billy says, "If we enlarge the hole in the ozone layer, we'll tan faster and we'll be able to see the stars at night better".
POP: And at Burn-Out Billy's, there's always a great selection of old refrigerators with the doors still attached.
ADAM: And Burn-Out Billy's got a pile of tires that's been burning continuously for twenty-seven years. That's a state record! So friends, shop at Burn-Out Billy's Miracle Mile Junk Shop.
POP: Flea market quality at antique store prices.
ADAM: Burn-Out Billy's: We're right down your alley.