© Adam Granger
BILL'S BLIMPS
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This portion of the Cedar Social is brought to you by Bill's Blimps, selling fine used blimps, dirigibles and zeppelins since 1934.
Friends, those of you who follow financial news know that there has recently been a sharp rise in the cost of dirigible goods. Well, not at Bill's Blimps. Bill's has the finest selection of used blimps, dirigibles and zeppelins in the upper Midwest at sky low prices.
"Why would I want a blimp?" I hear you ask.
Well, blimps are a gas! And followers of the new atmonaturopath movement and believe that blimps have helium powers.
Some people mount a video camera to their blimp and tether it above their car so they can have advance warning of road hazards ahead. Be sure to check local blimp ordinances in your area.
Others just believe that you can lead a horse to water but a zeppelin must be lead.
Whatever your needs, the friendly staff of lighter-than-airheads at Bill's Blimps can help. [They talk in high squeaky voices so they're a little hard to understand], but it's worth the effort.
And remember, when you buy at Bill's Blimps, you have only one easy balloon payment. That's Bill's Blimps, folks.
running time: 1:30
This portion of the Cedar Social is brought to you by Bill's Blimps, selling fine used blimps, dirigibles and zeppelins since 1934.
Friends, those of you who follow financial news know that there has recently been a sharp rise in the cost of dirigible goods. Well, not at Bill's Blimps. Bill's has the finest selection of used blimps, dirigibles and zeppelins in the upper Midwest at sky low prices.
"Why would I want a blimp?" I hear you ask.
Well, blimps are a gas! And followers of the new atmonaturopath movement and believe that blimps have helium powers.
Some people mount a video camera to their blimp and tether it above their car so they can have advance warning of road hazards ahead. Be sure to check local blimp ordinances in your area.
Others just believe that you can lead a horse to water but a zeppelin must be lead.
Whatever your needs, the friendly staff of lighter-than-airheads at Bill's Blimps can help. [They talk in high squeaky voices so they're a little hard to understand], but it's worth the effort.
And remember, when you buy at Bill's Blimps, you have only one easy balloon payment. That's Bill's Blimps, folks.